All Your Needs Supplied

[poliphilo]

Home Shopping Catalogue Protect your clothing... get rid of creepy spiders... honour loved ones... reduce frustrations, tensions and stress....

Comments

[suzilem.livejournal.com]

"with practice" ?????

[poliphilo.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't know...:)

[mkhobson.livejournal.com]

Wow. That's quite some collection of items right there. It's refreshing that they're not trying to pass the vibrator off as some kind of "neck massager." (Though I must admit, advertisements featuring a blissed-out looking female model rubbing her shoulders with a dildo always do give me a chuckle ...)

[suzilem.livejournal.com]

In Texas, there are laws.... :-)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas_obscenity_statute

[poliphilo.livejournal.com]

You mean it's not for massaging your neck?! I did wonder why I wasn't getting any relief.....

[oakmouse]

Your neck's the wrong shape. *nods wisely*

[poliphilo.livejournal.com]

Ah, so that's what it is...

[craftyailz.livejournal.com]

Imagine walking past the graveyard with the cross all lit up at night - creepy

[poliphilo.livejournal.com]

I want one!

[craftyailz.livejournal.com]

you'll have to die first

[humphreycobbler.livejournal.com]

What we need is one product that will do all four.

[poliphilo.livejournal.com]

There'd be a fortune in it.

[oakmouse]

*gigglesnort* The Rabbit?

We have equivalent catalogues here in the States, of course. They're great fun to page through when they arrive.

[poliphilo.livejournal.com]

It has ears and all...

[oakmouse]

Yes, well, given where the ears are, that implies that it's the rabbit's arse that would be inserted into a delicate location. I don't think so. ;)

[poliphilo.livejournal.com]

I reckon the rabbit is looking back over its shoulder.

[oakmouse]

*looks more closely* Yeah, it might be. Still, I stand by my lack of enthusiasm. *g*

[veronica-milvus.livejournal.com]

the rabbit is a pretty famous product - sold by the Ann Summers chain in huge quantites, so I am told.

[oakmouse]

I'm amused by their play on the common association of rabbits with frequent, indeed excessive, sexual activity.

[daisytells.livejournal.com]

I think I have that catalog right here in the USA. Everything from jar openers to sex toys - and beyond!

[poliphilo.livejournal.com]

I don't think I've ever bought anything from one, but they keep coming through the door...

[(Anonymous)]

depending on the number of people involved in the use of Object Bottom Right, you may need to put Object Top Left to a non-meal use ... ?

[veronica-milvus.livejournal.com]

What does "lifetime guarantee" mean in the context of the bottom left corner?

[poliphilo.livejournal.com]

I think the lawyers might have an interesting conversation about that...