All Your Needs Supplied

[poliphilo]

Home Shopping Catalogue Protect your clothing... get rid of creepy spiders... honour loved ones... reduce frustrations, tensions and stress....

Comments

[mkhobson.livejournal.com]

Wow. That's quite some collection of items right there. It's refreshing that they're not trying to pass the vibrator off as some kind of "neck massager." (Though I must admit, advertisements featuring a blissed-out looking female model rubbing her shoulders with a dildo always do give me a chuckle ...)

[suzilem.livejournal.com]

In Texas, there are laws.... :-)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas_obscenity_statute

[poliphilo.livejournal.com]

You mean it's not for massaging your neck?! I did wonder why I wasn't getting any relief.....

[oakmouse]

Your neck's the wrong shape. *nods wisely*

[poliphilo.livejournal.com]

Ah, so that's what it is...