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poliphilo ([personal profile] poliphilo) wrote2011-02-17 10:23 am
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All Your Needs Supplied

Home Shopping Catalogue
Home Shopping Catalogue

Protect your clothing... get rid of creepy spiders... honour loved ones... reduce frustrations, tensions and stress....
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[identity profile] suzilem.livejournal.com 2011-02-17 10:37 am (UTC)(link)
"with practice" ?????

[identity profile] poliphilo.livejournal.com 2011-02-17 10:42 am (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't know...:)

[identity profile] mkhobson.livejournal.com 2011-02-17 11:18 am (UTC)(link)
Wow. That's quite some collection of items right there. It's refreshing that they're not trying to pass the vibrator off as some kind of "neck massager." (Though I must admit, advertisements featuring a blissed-out looking female model rubbing her shoulders with a dildo always do give me a chuckle ...)

[identity profile] poliphilo.livejournal.com 2011-02-17 12:46 pm (UTC)(link)
You mean it's not for massaging your neck?! I did wonder why I wasn't getting any relief.....

[personal profile] oakmouse 2011-02-17 01:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Your neck's the wrong shape. *nods wisely*

[identity profile] poliphilo.livejournal.com 2011-02-17 01:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, so that's what it is...

[identity profile] craftyailz.livejournal.com 2011-02-17 12:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Imagine walking past the graveyard with the cross all lit up at night - creepy

[identity profile] craftyailz.livejournal.com 2011-02-17 12:56 pm (UTC)(link)
you'll have to die first

[identity profile] humphreycobbler.livejournal.com 2011-02-17 01:15 pm (UTC)(link)
What we need is one product that will do all four.

[identity profile] poliphilo.livejournal.com 2011-02-17 01:45 pm (UTC)(link)
There'd be a fortune in it.

[personal profile] oakmouse 2011-02-17 01:26 pm (UTC)(link)
*gigglesnort* The Rabbit?

We have equivalent catalogues here in the States, of course. They're great fun to page through when they arrive.

[personal profile] oakmouse 2011-02-17 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, well, given where the ears are, that implies that it's the rabbit's arse that would be inserted into a delicate location. I don't think so. ;)

[identity profile] poliphilo.livejournal.com 2011-02-17 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
I reckon the rabbit is looking back over its shoulder.

[personal profile] oakmouse 2011-02-17 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
*looks more closely* Yeah, it might be. Still, I stand by my lack of enthusiasm. *g*

[identity profile] veronica-milvus.livejournal.com 2011-02-17 05:22 pm (UTC)(link)
the rabbit is a pretty famous product - sold by the Ann Summers chain in huge quantites, so I am told.

[personal profile] oakmouse 2011-02-17 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm amused by their play on the common association of rabbits with frequent, indeed excessive, sexual activity.

[identity profile] daisytells.livejournal.com 2011-02-17 01:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I think I have that catalog right here in the USA. Everything from jar openers to sex toys - and beyond!

[identity profile] poliphilo.livejournal.com 2011-02-17 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't think I've ever bought anything from one, but they keep coming through the door...

(Anonymous) 2011-02-17 03:24 pm (UTC)(link)
depending on the number of people involved in the use of Object Bottom Right, you may need to put Object Top Left to a non-meal use ... ?

[identity profile] veronica-milvus.livejournal.com 2011-02-17 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
What does "lifetime guarantee" mean in the context of the bottom left corner?

[identity profile] poliphilo.livejournal.com 2011-02-17 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I think the lawyers might have an interesting conversation about that...
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