A Man Of The Cloth

[poliphilo]

Ailz: So what do we call you?

Priest: Father Graham, that's what I'm called. Or 'Ere You.

That won me over. A sweet man. Early middle age. Neat beard. Lazy eye. A giggler. Efficient too: he took out a notebook and wrote down everything we told him about Eric. I gave him the story about Eric selling plastic boxes to Freddie Mercury without knowing who he was. 

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[endlessrarities.livejournal.com]

The qualities of the priest/vicar/whatever can make or break a funeral... We had this great guy for my mother's funeral called the Rev. Robert Montgomery. When he launched forth into the spiel about 'My Father's house has many mansions' his voice boomed out...

I always compare the delivery at every funeral I attend, and Rev Bob's has been the best by far, every time to date...