Morphine Patches

[poliphilo]

We seem to have found out what was wrong with Dot. She was wearing unauthorised morphine patches (for an injury to her back)- and she's allergic to opiates. We got her to desist and she's a whole lot better this morning.

Comments

[wlotus.livejournal.com]

Thank goodness you've figured that out.

[poliphilo.livejournal.com]

Yes, I hope we're right.

[cucumberseed.livejournal.com]

I'm glad you caught that before things went further afield.
For some reason, I keep reading your title as "Morphine Peaches," which, I will admit, even for someone who is resistant to opiates, kind of intrigues...

[poliphilo.livejournal.com]

Mmmm, morphine peaches- I'll have one of those.

[zoe-1418.livejournal.com]

Me too! ;-)

[pondhopper.livejournal.com]

And that begs the question...where did she get morphine patches?

[poliphilo.livejournal.com]

They're her husbands....

[faunhaert.livejournal.com]

sounds like she needs pain meds
too bad she's allergic

guess she was more dotty than usual?

this is you mother in law
this is your mother in law reacting to bio hazard?

you can shoot me later
hope you laughed

my girlfriend would say it was
instant charma just add morphine...

[poliphilo.livejournal.com]

She hurt her back in a fall. The morphine patches seemed like a good idea to the time.

[faunhaert.livejournal.com]

the good thing is
she now knows when she really needs pain meds
she can get what she does need and not get sicker.

poor thing didn't want to bother anyone?

hope she feels better sooner