I Am The Egg Man

[poliphilo]

This is a tonsorial mistake. I thought I was trimming my sideburns when what I was actually doing- having removed the comb from the clippers- was mowing the side of my head. In the end I had to take everything off. 
 

Comments

Re: So where's your starship?

[poliphilo.livejournal.com]

It's in orbit above the planet.

Beaming up....now.