I Am The Egg Man

[poliphilo]

This is a tonsorial mistake. I thought I was trimming my sideburns when what I was actually doing- having removed the comb from the clippers- was mowing the side of my head. In the end I had to take everything off. 
 

Comments

[jenny_evergreen]

You look quite imposing!

[poliphilo.livejournal.com]

Thank you.

[rosamicula.livejournal.com]

You look like you should be flanked by henchmen. Very Bond Villain.

[poliphilo.livejournal.com]

Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha (Strokes cat).

[internet-sampo.livejournal.com]

Yes, very _badass._

[poliphilo.livejournal.com]

Not me at all. Though Ailz says she likes it.

[tamnonlinear.livejournal.com]

I thought that was a tonsilary mistake and wondered what kind of accident with a trimmer would cost you your tonsils. I mean, that's mowing pretty deep, there. Then I reread.

It looks good, although the dark shirt, squint, and bald head do look a bit like you're a cranky old sage of some kind. Any words of wisdom?

[poliphilo.livejournal.com]

Not that I can think of.

I just want it to grow back as quickly as possible.

[sovay]

This is a tonsorial mistake.

On the bright side, you can probably now threaten anyone you feel like.

[poliphilo.livejournal.com]

But what if they threaten me back?

[solar-diablo.livejournal.com]

Engage, Number One!

[poliphilo.livejournal.com]

Make it so.....

[idahoswede.livejournal.com]

It suits you Jean-Luc

[poliphilo.livejournal.com]

I do believe there's a slight resemblance....

So where's your starship?

[jorrocks-j.livejournal.com]

I mean, you're bald, you're English....

...look, don't tell me television lied!

Re: So where's your starship?

[poliphilo.livejournal.com]

It's in orbit above the planet.

Beaming up....now.

[ibid.livejournal.com]

Its rather distinguished. Now you just need a habit.

[poliphilo.livejournal.com]

I think I'd like to be a Carthusian.

[aellia.livejournal.com]

I like it!
You look younger
x

[poliphilo.livejournal.com]

Thanks.

That's what I want to hear :)

[clindau.livejournal.com]

I rather like it. Lots of men I know shave their heads rather than keep hair that has to be washed and groomed.

[poliphilo.livejournal.com]

Maybe I'll come to like it. We'll see.

[pondhopper.livejournal.com]

That's a change but not a bad one! You look villainous in a nice sort of way...and younger!

Just be careful of getting a sunburn!

[poliphilo.livejournal.com]

Thanks.

I sat out this afternoon- wearing a cap.

[oakmouse]

You look suitably imposing! I rather like it.

[poliphilo.livejournal.com]

Thank you.

[lblanchard.livejournal.com]

Very manly, very imposing, and you look a bit dangerous. Not bad for letting your mind wander while you use the clippers.

[poliphilo.livejournal.com]

It's not a bad look- but it's not me. I feel like I'm wearing a disguise. :)

[karenkay.livejournal.com]

You have a well shaped head!

[poliphilo.livejournal.com]

Thank you.

[daisytells.livejournal.com]

You look upset. However, as I said to Ailz, you have a good face, and now we can see more of it. Hair? It'll grow back, almost before you know it. Men who are trying to stay "clean-shaven" will attest to that.

[poliphilo.livejournal.com]

I was a bit upset. I feel like I'm wearing a disguise.

[(Anonymous)]

It looks good on you, so no harm done.

[poliphilo.livejournal.com]

Thank you, but I can't wait for it to grow out again.

[treehavn.livejournal.com]

Hard nut ;) Nah, it suits you. You are really working that scowl.

[poliphilo.livejournal.com]

Thank you. The scowl is mostly to do with the sun being in my eyes.

[michaleen.livejournal.com]

You look like some sort of special forces type. Strangely, I like it.

[poliphilo.livejournal.com]

A bit old for the SAS, I think. Perhaps I could be one of their generals....

[veronica-milvus.livejournal.com]

I was thinking more Yul Brynner than Patrick Stewart. Hmm, I would say to any man who actually has hair, grow it back.

I just mistyped the word "hair" as "hari". Now you know what I subconsciously think...

[poliphilo.livejournal.com]

I never cared much for Yul Brynner.

[wlotus.livejournal.com]

Woops! Well, it's easy to keep clean and neat, at least.

[poliphilo.livejournal.com]

And that's why I always keep it short, but this is too much of a good thing.

[manfalling.livejournal.com]

Richard O'Brien from the Crystal Maze!

[poliphilo.livejournal.com]

O gosh, yes.

He was kinda cool, don'tcha think?