Quick Trip

[poliphilo]

I'm meeting manfalling in town for lunch.

That was a pretty quick trip to India then.

Erm, actually, he never went. He has problems with the 24 hour clock. His flight was scheduled for 20.30 and he thought that meant 10.30. So he turned up at the airport late.

And?

The airline gave him a new ticket for this coming Saturday. No questions asked, no extra fees. So lets hear it for those lovely people at Emirates!

Comments

[beentothemoon.livejournal.com]

but on the upside, your feet can now fit into really painful shoes and your significant other comes with fused-on plastic underwear.

[manfalling.livejournal.com]

also i will have breasts- albeit breasts made of plastic- but that could be fun for a while.

never had breasts before.

all of which raises a question. why does HE have fused on underwear but SHE doesn't? hmm?

[manfalling.livejournal.com]

also i would have breasts. plastic breasts yes- but it might be fun for a while.
question- why is barbie's underwear not fused on, while ken's is? seems very sexist to me.

[beentothemoon.livejournal.com]

but you wouldn't have nipples, and those really tie the whole package together. Complete the look, so to speak. I have no idea why Ken has undergarments and Barbie does not, I'm pretty sure Ken has no interest in Barbie, Skipper or any of her malibu gal pals (if you know what I mean and I think you do). So when precisely are you going to India, and more importantly, how much charming will I have to do (and currency transfer) to get you to send me some sari's?

[manfalling.livejournal.com]

i could paint on nipples myself. no-one need be the wiser. and i feel terrible pity for ken. you say he isn't interested- but what if he is? some cruel god has stapled his pants to his skin. the male chastity belt. poor boy can't even take a whizz without wetting himself.

as for charm, email me some, and we will see of what quality it is, and thenceforth make a decision no doubt with a set of charm/sari balances.

i will arrive in india precisely 3am dehli time, this monday. what i will do at 3am dehli time i do not know. it is a mystery to me

[manfalling.livejournal.com]

appear to have posted this twice.

ah well.

the more the merrier.