The Heterosexual Community

[poliphilo]

Some Diddy-biddy on the BBC News channel just asked an interviewee how something or other would affect the heterosexual community.  The what? 

I'm a heterosexual. How come I never heard of this community before? Why don't they send me the newsletter? Why don't I get invited to meetings? Where's my club badge? 

Who's our convenor? Peter Stringfellow?  Katie Price?

I want to get out and meet my fellow-heterosexuals. I want to take tea with them. I want to discuss all the pressing concerns we have in common.

What lazy, nonsenical stuff all this talk of "community" is.  The Muslim community, the Chinese community, the gay community, the black community: none of these really exists.

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The Man Who Would Be King (of All Heteros)

[ryanstrong.livejournal.com]

Re: The Man Who Would Be King (of All Heteros)

[poliphilo.livejournal.com]

And I for one have no intention of disputing his claim.

Re: The Man Who Would Be King (of All Heteros)

[sculptruth.livejournal.com]

Dear god, how could you? Just look at him!

Re: The Man Who Would Be King (of All Heteros)

[poliphilo.livejournal.com]

He's a lot bigger than me. :)

Re: The Man Who Would Be King (of All Heteros)

[veronica-milvus.livejournal.com]

yes, but in that hat??? It is SO camp!