Christmas Songs
Nov. 29th, 2006 11:40 amUgh- Christmas music!
I'm not talking about carols or even Christmas hymns- I like a lot of those. I'm talking about Christmas pop songs. Aren't they horrible?
And inescapable at this time of year: Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, Slade, Wizard, Cliff Richard.
The chingly sleigh bells, the fake bonhomie. Like being backed into a corner by a sentimental drunk with mincepie breath.
There are only two Christmas songs I can stand. The first is White Christmas. Well, it's Irving Berlin and Irving Berlin was a mensch. And the second is the Pogues' Fairytale of New York.
"You scumbag, you maggot, you cheap, lousy faggot"- ah now, there's the true spirit of Christmas!
I'm not talking about carols or even Christmas hymns- I like a lot of those. I'm talking about Christmas pop songs. Aren't they horrible?
And inescapable at this time of year: Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, Slade, Wizard, Cliff Richard.
The chingly sleigh bells, the fake bonhomie. Like being backed into a corner by a sentimental drunk with mincepie breath.
There are only two Christmas songs I can stand. The first is White Christmas. Well, it's Irving Berlin and Irving Berlin was a mensch. And the second is the Pogues' Fairytale of New York.
"You scumbag, you maggot, you cheap, lousy faggot"- ah now, there's the true spirit of Christmas!
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Date: 2006-11-29 06:08 pm (UTC)A popular urban legend was that they were named after a little girl named Carol Poles who disappeared in 1888 in the Whitechapel district of London. According to the legend, the little girl was reported missing around Christmas and many people went searching for her at night. Due to fears concerning Jack the Ripper, the group would sing Christmas carols upon knocking in order to declare their good intentions