Car Park

[poliphilo]

 When our neighbours first got a dog we'd hear them shouting shouting "Car Park, Car Park!" in the dusk of the evening.  Funny name for a dog, we thought, but  original.  Eventually we worked out that what they were really saying was "Go ta-ta"- a cutesy way of telling it to hurry up and do a shit.

And the dog's actual name is Woody

We were disappointed.

The other night I had a dream in which Car Park meant something doggy in a foreign language. Lots of dogs were called Car Park. It may even have been the name of a breed.

If I ever get to own a dog- which is highly unlikely- I shall call it Car Park for old time's sake.....

Comments

[paserbyp]

Your neighbours are not native english speakers?

[poliphilo]

They are.....

[paserbyp]

end they from?

[poliphilo]

Well, I think they're British. At least I've no reason to believe otherwise

[paserbyp]

originally from?

[poliphilo]

So far as I know they're native British

[paserbyp]

Accent?