"Slime"

[poliphilo]

 I dreamed I'd written a musical and that I'd gone along to talk to the artists who were performing it. This one actor had a song called "Slime" which was a real tear-jerker and had the potential to become a breakaway hit. I asked him how things were going and he said he'd stopped singing "Slime" because it made him cry....

Aargh! But that's our meal ticket!

(In waking life I"m as profoundly unmusical as a person can be- and the idea of me writing any kind of song- let alone a good one- is ridiculous....)