poliphilo

We have a couple of estate agents booked to come and give us valuations today- one in half an hour and one at lunchtime- and I've been faffing around putting things away in cupboards and cleaning the hob and doing last night's washing up and all that sort of thing. Tidiness is not something I'm noted for...

Our delivery from Tesco arrived in the middle of all this mildly frenetic activity. As we were putting our purchases away Ailz discovered a rotten potato in the potato sack. It was richly scenting the air. I took it outside, nobly ignoring the slime, and tossed it like a grenade...

Quick, light another joss stick....