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Neopunk band Kunt are bidding for a Christmas Number one with their song "Boris Johnson is a ******* ****".

If you find "Boris Johnson is a ******** ****" a little strong, the song has also been issued in a work-safe, kiddie-friendly version entitled "Boris Johnson is a Sausage Roll". Buying the thing will set you back 99p and it's all in a good cause...

...because if we don't buy it in sufficient numbers Mariah Carey is going to claim the top spot with "All I Want For Christmas Is You"- a saccharine little number which is over 25 years old- and that would be shaming.

Date: 2020-12-23 08:34 pm (UTC)
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Mariah Carey hunts me down every Christmas and shoves a Yule log down my throat. Every night I wake up screaming. She’s coming for me, and I know what she wants

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