Unreal

Ailz has been performing archaeology on the freezer. She uses a hair drier. No bits of mammoth emerged from the permafrost but she did uncover a packet of brisket- and we've been vegan since the beginning of the year- and some potato waffles we bought with grandchildren in mind before the first lockdown prevented them from visiting.

The waffles said they were vegan so I cooked them for supper- but I've become used to eating real food- plant-based, unprocessed- and the waffles didn't taste real at all.