Can't Do Right For Doing Wrong

Me: Look at the way those fallen leaves have gathered round the drainpipe. What an unsightly mess!

(Fetches stiff-bristled yard rush and starts sweeping)

Centipede: (Scuttling for dear life) It may be an unsightly mess to you, but for me it's a habitat.

Me: Oh I know, I know...

Listen To George

Something George Carlin said that I can identify with: "Scratch any cynic and you'll find an idealist."

Actually I can identify with a lot of what George Carlin said....