Two Years

We've been living at my mother's for two years now. The anniversary came and went while we were on holiday- and I forgot to notice it.

Flag

How do you decently dispose of an old flag- a national flag, I mean?  I found one in the attic that had been well nibbled by mice and I could have put it in the dustbin- but that seemed disrespectful- so I opted for the bonfire- where it smouldered and stank.