Does Not Compute

I know it's naive of me, but I when Iearn that the Bishop who has just been arrested on charges of child sex-abuse was once described as "one of the wisest and most godly men in the Christian Church" I find myself pitched into a state of cognitive dissonance.

Time Speeding Up

"When you get older," my mother says. "Weekends seem to come round really fast."

Yes, I know what she means. 

Play Up, Play Up...

You've got to be in the game, but you must never forget that it is a game. The knack is to keep switching between two points of view- one out in the middle, thrashing away, the other up in the stands (with a pair of binoculars.)