I've Got A Cold And I Haven't Slept And This Is The Best I Can Do.

1. Things that people on the telly  told me yesterday:

a. Paul Gauguin thought he was Jesus.
b. John Buchan was a thoroughly good egg in spite of being a conservative and a Calvinist.
c. The Mary Celeste was abandoned after her cargo of ethal alcohol exploded.

2. I want a Wii. I've never been any good at gaming because of my rudimentary keyboard skills, but I can wave my arms around like a good'un.

3. If the human body is such a freakin miracle why do we need doctors? Truth is it's a shoddy piece of design.