So, I got to play with Carl's Wii and it was fun for five minutes but then the novelty wore off. After all, I don't want to go bowling or play baseball in real life so why should it suddenly be thrilling that I can sort of do these things in my front room? Ailz is saying she'll buy me a Wii for my birthday because of enthusiastic noises I made before Christmas and now I've got to talk her down.