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Date: 2005-08-10 07:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jackiejj.livejournal.com
With music selections!

Vivaldi, Brahms, Arvo Part,

Led Zeppelin,

Brittney Spears, the Spice Girls...

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I suppose each room has various fun backgrounds, too...A mural of a field of daisies? A backseat of a Chevy?

Date: 2005-08-10 07:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] poliphilo.livejournal.com
A hay-barn...

A regency salon....

The Oval office....

See our brochure for prices.....





Date: 2005-08-10 08:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jackiejj.livejournal.com
Okay, I really am laughing out loud.

You're crazy!

Hahaha. The Oval Office...

Date: 2005-08-10 08:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] poliphilo.livejournal.com
What I want to know now is what they really get up to in that building?

Because I honestly haven't a clue.

Date: 2005-08-10 08:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jackiejj.livejournal.com
Costumes!

Cowboy hats.

Date: 2005-08-10 08:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] poliphilo.livejournal.com
This is getting very expensive, you know.

And time consuming.

Cam I interest you in our de luxe service- with the option of home visits?

Date: 2005-08-10 08:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jackiejj.livejournal.com
:)

The de luxe service must be frightfully expensive, and I would much prefer the daisy meadow, please.

This is reminding me of a very American story, from just outside our village:

Soon after the interstate highway was put in close to town, an abandoned cinderlock building near Exit 122 was painted white and given a sign, "Phil's Trucks," and--oddly--a disco ball was hung over the door.

Phil's Trucks didn't have any windows, and seemed to have irregular hours. Because it was sort of isolated, people pretty much ignored the place.

Turned out to be a house of prositution, and truckers (hence the name, "Phil's Trucks") were being given business cards and being told about Phil's great service all up and down Interstate 75--Michigan to Florida.

The little old ladies of Norris were appalled. Right under their noses! Two miles outside town!

Date: 2005-08-10 08:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] poliphilo.livejournal.com
I like that.

The disco ball is a sweet and lovely touch.

I can see them making a movie about it- with a role for Burt Reynolds.

Date: 2005-08-10 11:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] poliphilo.livejournal.com
And Catherine Zeta Jones...

It's not that I fancy her- I just think she's trashy enough.

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