Soft Lights, Music.....

[poliphilo]

 

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[jackiejj.livejournal.com]

You Brits are so classy.

Really.

[halfmoon-mollie.livejournal.com]

A little wine and some chocolate, don't forget.

[poliphilo.livejournal.com]

Chocolates are extra.....

[poliphilo.livejournal.com]

We do it wholesale....

[jackiejj.livejournal.com]

With music selections!

Vivaldi, Brahms, Arvo Part,

Led Zeppelin,

Brittney Spears, the Spice Girls...

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I suppose each room has various fun backgrounds, too...A mural of a field of daisies? A backseat of a Chevy?

[huskyteer.livejournal.com]

Bit worried about the big steel tubes.

[idahoswede.livejournal.com]

Is there a drive-through?

[ksp24.livejournal.com]

Good heavens!

Grin . . .

[poliphilo.livejournal.com]

A hay-barn...

A regency salon....

The Oval office....

See our brochure for prices.....

[poliphilo.livejournal.com]

They have their uses....

[poliphilo.livejournal.com]

Round the back....

Would you like fries with that?

[jackiejj.livejournal.com]

Okay, I really am laughing out loud.

You're crazy!

Hahaha. The Oval Office...

[poliphilo.livejournal.com]

Our prices can't be beaten!

[jackiejj.livejournal.com]

Costumes!

Cowboy hats.

[poliphilo.livejournal.com]

What I want to know now is what they really get up to in that building?

Because I honestly haven't a clue.

[poliphilo.livejournal.com]

This is getting very expensive, you know.

And time consuming.

Cam I interest you in our de luxe service- with the option of home visits?

[mummm.livejournal.com]

HA!
hahahahahaha

LTD? What's with that?

[jackiejj.livejournal.com]

:)

The de luxe service must be frightfully expensive, and I would much prefer the daisy meadow, please.

This is reminding me of a very American story, from just outside our village:

Soon after the interstate highway was put in close to town, an abandoned cinderlock building near Exit 122 was painted white and given a sign, "Phil's Trucks," and--oddly--a disco ball was hung over the door.

Phil's Trucks didn't have any windows, and seemed to have irregular hours. Because it was sort of isolated, people pretty much ignored the place.

Turned out to be a house of prositution, and truckers (hence the name, "Phil's Trucks") were being given business cards and being told about Phil's great service all up and down Interstate 75--Michigan to Florida.

The little old ladies of Norris were appalled. Right under their noses! Two miles outside town!

[poliphilo.livejournal.com]

I wish I knew....

[poliphilo.livejournal.com]

I like that.

The disco ball is a sweet and lovely touch.

I can see them making a movie about it- with a role for Burt Reynolds.

[humblenarrator.livejournal.com]

LTD = limited? ...they're not making any promises, but they'll try their best...

[humblenarrator.livejournal.com]

click [only if you want] to destroy wonder: impregnation services ltd (http://www.impregnation.co.uk/home.htm).

much more boring...

[idahoswede.livejournal.com]

Super-size it.

[poliphilo.livejournal.com]

Of course. No guarantees...

But we're a well established family firm.....

[poliphilo.livejournal.com]

I fell asleep in the middle of the first paragraph...

[poliphilo.livejournal.com]

How about a little relish?

[humblenarrator.livejournal.com]

yes, and that's definitely i don't want to happen when choosing an impregnation service.

[idahoswede.livejournal.com]

Nah, I like it between two plain buns!

[mummm.livejournal.com]

Oh rats! It appears that the fun is over.

[poliphilo.livejournal.com]

Er, right.

Have a nice day.

[poliphilo.livejournal.com]

It had to end sometime.....

[halfmoon-mollie.livejournal.com]

And Brad Pitt...

[poliphilo.livejournal.com]

And Catherine Zeta Jones...

It's not that I fancy her- I just think she's trashy enough.

[queen-in-autumn.livejournal.com]

Reminds me of a local establishment called "Tacoma Screw Products." A bit more obvious what their actual business is, but still enough to raise eyebrows.