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Mar. 4th, 2015 12:05 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
poliphiloMy Mother: (Looking up from the Daily fucking Telegraph) Can you explain about these "musketeer midwives"?
Me: (Deep breath) Hospital in Morecambe. Lots of deaths in the maternity unit. They're blaming the midwives. Couldn't blame the bosses, could they? That'd never do...
My Mother: I see (only she doesn't)
30 seconds elapses.
My Mother: What's this about musketeer midwives?
Me: They're blaming the midwives for deaths at a hospital in Morecambe. (Inspiration strikes) They're calling them musketeers bcause they're sticking together.
My Mother: I see...
Me: (Deep breath) Hospital in Morecambe. Lots of deaths in the maternity unit. They're blaming the midwives. Couldn't blame the bosses, could they? That'd never do...
My Mother: I see (only she doesn't)
30 seconds elapses.
My Mother: What's this about musketeer midwives?
Me: They're blaming the midwives for deaths at a hospital in Morecambe. (Inspiration strikes) They're calling them musketeers bcause they're sticking together.
My Mother: I see...
