The New Bond
Apr. 6th, 2005 10:01 amI don't like James Bond. Never have done. He's a psychopath, a hired goon. I've only ever watched one Bond film all the way through and that's because I was dragged to the cinema by children.
The Bond films are infantile. The first two or three had something about them (though they're over-rated) but since then they've been nothing but mindless thrill-rides. Bond initiated the cinema of big bangs and zero imagination. He's to blame for Sly and Arnie.
Bond destroys careers. It took Connery decades to get out of the shadow. Moore never did. And whatever happened to Timothy Dalton?
Daniel Craig is the new Bond. Lucky him. He's a better actor than Piers Brosnan. I just wish they'd chosen someone we could better dispense with.
The Bond films are infantile. The first two or three had something about them (though they're over-rated) but since then they've been nothing but mindless thrill-rides. Bond initiated the cinema of big bangs and zero imagination. He's to blame for Sly and Arnie.
Bond destroys careers. It took Connery decades to get out of the shadow. Moore never did. And whatever happened to Timothy Dalton?
Daniel Craig is the new Bond. Lucky him. He's a better actor than Piers Brosnan. I just wish they'd chosen someone we could better dispense with.
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Date: 2005-04-06 04:56 am (UTC)I always joked that Alias's Sidney Bristow was woman's answer to James Bond. Only, you know, instead of nifty cars and gadgets, you have cool costumes and wigs and instead of a random game of musical mattress, you get a full-on emotional roller coaster.
Equally infantile. But. I'm a woman. And I love to see another woman kick ass in a Gaultier.
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Date: 2005-04-06 04:06 pm (UTC)PS: by the way, was the show anything at all like the movie? I did see that.
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Date: 2005-04-06 04:18 pm (UTC)The TV show was similar, but not precisely, like the movie.
Incidentally, you can get the first two seasons on DVD, so you might look to your local rental place and see if they have them.
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Date: 2005-04-06 04:29 pm (UTC)I should like to see some Nikita, but not if only the first two seasons are available! What about the other three--or, rather, the two and the debacle? On VHS only? Unavailable?
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Date: 2005-04-07 05:49 am (UTC)That's why I stopped watching Alias, actually. I just can't handle not having it. Like, right this second NOW!
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Date: 2005-04-06 05:54 am (UTC)Fabulous stuff. Better storylines than Bond too.
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Date: 2005-04-06 05:58 am (UTC)and she's cute!
Is that wrong?
:-)
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Date: 2005-04-06 06:08 am (UTC)I always rather liked the Avengers- ineffably British John Steed with his succession of high-kicking, leather-clad, female companions.
And more recently I was a prostrate fan of Xena Warrior Princess.
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Date: 2005-04-06 06:11 am (UTC)Thoough I enjoyed his sleazy deconstruction of the Bond character in The Tailor of Panama.
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Date: 2005-04-06 06:55 am (UTC)I hadn't heard that handsome Pierce was bitter about not being Bond any more, but I believe it because you said it, Tony.
And, in my experience, you're usually right.
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Date: 2005-04-06 08:04 am (UTC)Craig is very handsome. He played Ted Hughes in the Sylvia Plath movie.
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Date: 2005-04-06 09:20 am (UTC)But then there are the wonders of makeup.
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Date: 2005-04-06 06:51 am (UTC)But speaking from a strictly female viewpoint, it has never mattered whether Pierce Brosnan can act or not. Of course, he CAN...
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Date: 2005-04-06 08:08 am (UTC)Did you know that there's a new range of spin-off books featuring the teen-age Bond aimed at young adults? Implausibly the first in the series has been getting good reviews. They are being written by Charlie Higson who, until now, has been best known as a comedian.
Truth is indeed stranger than fiction.
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Date: 2005-04-06 09:16 am (UTC)There still isn't, that must be why people keep inventing 'pre-quels'.
I saw Thunderball when it was released, years ago when Sean Connery was James Bond. I remember because it was the first time I got to do something 'grown up' with my friends - we took the bus and went downtown, and we had lunch at the Cherry Valley TeaRoom afterward. But I've never watched the endless replay of Bond movies on SPIKE TV here. Never liked Roger Moore...
And, well, Sean Connery can complain all he likes about the Bond Franchise, it got him established.
And I'm glad for that. I can't imagine a world without him...
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Date: 2005-04-06 09:49 am (UTC)My favourite Connery movie is Robin and Marian- where he gets to play an ageing Robin Hood opposite Audrey Hepburn. They're charming together.
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Date: 2005-04-06 11:28 am (UTC)but by far...the most surprising appearance was when he showed up in Kevin Costner's "Robin Hood" as King Richard. My friends told me there was "a surprise" but not what to look for...it was so cool, in the theatre, when Richard got off his horse and they panned to his face, the people in the theatre burst into applause.
Oh...and I loved him as Henry Jones. How could you not?