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poliphilo ([personal profile] poliphilo) wrote2011-08-18 10:15 am

Twilight

He looks and glowers like a young Marlon Brando. When he first meets our heroine (in the biology class) he claps his hand across his mouth as if afraid his teeth might leap out of his gums and embed themselves in her neck. All through the movie his face writhes and his eyes pop with desire. "Don't trust me," he tells her, but she knows she can, because he's such a gentleman.

Not since Brief Encounter has so much mileage been wrung out of a pair of lovers not doing it. 

And all the while the water falls as rain or drifts as mist between the tall pines or lies about the ground in puddles. 

[identity profile] steepholm.livejournal.com 2011-08-18 09:48 am (UTC)(link)
The Brief Encounter comparison is interesting. I've always found the Leslie Howard character a bit of a creep, too, and so with Edward "I like to watch you sleep" Cullen.

I suppose that makes Jacob the crossword-loving husband (the true hero of the film)?

[identity profile] poliphilo.livejournal.com 2011-08-18 09:59 am (UTC)(link)
Trevor Howard reportedly asked David Lean, "Why doesn't he just fuck her?"

It's hard to come up with a satisfactory answer.

[identity profile] michaleen.livejournal.com 2011-08-18 09:52 am (UTC)(link)
It's the tween equivalent of a one-hander, sounds like.

[identity profile] poliphilo.livejournal.com 2011-08-18 10:00 am (UTC)(link)
I guess.

Nothing so sexy as delayed gratification.

[identity profile] faunhaert.livejournal.com 2011-08-18 11:29 am (UTC)(link)
its a mormon being romantic?

book 3 when she's learning about werewolves and legends
its better no pretend sex

the scene "i'm special" in the wood is way too long and bogus

they're not vampires think they're werebears-
"my brother loves to eat grizzlies"

is that environmentally correct i ask you?

i've not seen the movies.

"the host" the beggining of the next series is not an improvement

[identity profile] poliphilo.livejournal.com 2011-08-18 12:53 pm (UTC)(link)
The movie is quite well done, I think- and- I suspect- an improvement on the book.

[identity profile] faunhaert.livejournal.com 2011-08-18 01:18 pm (UTC)(link)
i hope so-

the book is more like
i'm not a vampire-i am around in daytime, i don't eat(when you see it.
i just live for ever-because i say so.
i don't sleep but you can't tell that
because you are asleep.

seems like a big farce

[identity profile] petercampbell.livejournal.com 2011-08-18 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
"He lay perfectly still in the grass, his shirt open over his sculpted, incandescent chest, his scintillating arms bare."

It's almost tempting to read the book, just to see if it's all as supremely as awful as that quote.

[identity profile] poliphilo.livejournal.com 2011-08-19 08:02 am (UTC)(link)
Seems like she thinks he's hot....

[identity profile] halfmoon-mollie.livejournal.com 2011-08-18 12:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, admittedly the weather really IS like that in the location where they filmed. But the rest of it? I won't bother with the movie, because the book - I only read the first one - were SO STUPID. And to say RPatt looks like a young Brando is giving him a WAY better compliment than he deserves.

[identity profile] poliphilo.livejournal.com 2011-08-18 01:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, but he does look like Brando- sometimes quite startlingly so.

I haven't read the book (wild horses wouldn't drag me...) but I rather enjoyed the film (for all the silliness). There's a powerful romantic/erotic idea at the heart of it.

[identity profile] rosamicula.livejournal.com 2011-08-18 12:54 pm (UTC)(link)

He looks and glowers like a young Marlon Brando.


He looks and cowers like a a model off a knitting pattern, more like.

[identity profile] poliphilo.livejournal.com 2011-08-18 01:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Heh-heh-heh.

Aw, poor RPatt!