Random Observations- Two Crotchety And One Upbeat

[poliphilo]

1. I'm never going to make one of those lists of things I'm thankful for because my mother told me when I was small that if you make too much noise about how happy and fortunate you are God will squash you like a bug.  Just look what he did to Job. Or maybe it's not God, it's the Brownies. Same difference. The point is there are powers out there that are very, very jealous of human success and only a fool would provoke them.

2.  What's this Cool Whip stuff you Americans put on your pie? It sounds disgusting. Whatever happened to cream?

3. John Howard's gone. That guy was a toad. I'm just so happy for all my Australian friends.

Comments

[happydog.livejournal.com]

The secret of Kool Whip is that it is resistant to all types of radiation. Therefore in the event of nuclear war if one covers one's body with Kool Whip, one will survive, but then be eaten by roaches.

LOL!

[msjann65.livejournal.com]

That is a riot! He he he! ROFL. I needed a good laugh. Thanks!

[poliphilo.livejournal.com]

The same is true of custard. See next post.

[happydog.livejournal.com]

yes, you got it. That thick impenetrable skin that develops after it sets for a while!