Random Observations- Two Crotchety And One Upbeat

[poliphilo]

1. I'm never going to make one of those lists of things I'm thankful for because my mother told me when I was small that if you make too much noise about how happy and fortunate you are God will squash you like a bug.  Just look what he did to Job. Or maybe it's not God, it's the Brownies. Same difference. The point is there are powers out there that are very, very jealous of human success and only a fool would provoke them.

2.  What's this Cool Whip stuff you Americans put on your pie? It sounds disgusting. Whatever happened to cream?

3. John Howard's gone. That guy was a toad. I'm just so happy for all my Australian friends.

Comments

[poliphilo.livejournal.com]

We keep powdered milk in the house in case of emergencies but, really, why would one want to eat processed, chemicalised stuff when one doesn't need to?

[richenda.livejournal.com]

No, Instant Whip isn't powdered milk - it's a flavoured powder that sets milk into a substance that has something of the texture and appearance of whipped cream. People use it to top trifle, or to eat as a softish blancmanfe substitute, but I don't know why they do.

[poliphilo.livejournal.com]

Hmmm....They can keep it.