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poliphilo ([personal profile] poliphilo) wrote2007-11-02 10:43 am

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The last time we cooked steak and kidney we did it in the oven for too long and with the heat turned up too high. The stupid thing is I could smell it burning but refused to believe my nose. This can't be happening, therefore it isn't. 

This time we cooked it in the slow cooker- which uses about as much power as a light bulb and would take days to burn anything. 

Steak and kidney- with the emphasis on the kidney- was one of the things I most missed when I was a vegetarian. Top of the list was bacon, but steak and kidney came in at number two. Number three was pork crackling.

I've taken to eating bacon for lunch. Either I fry it  with eggs and tomatoes or I cut it up small, fry it to a crisp and scatter it over pasta. 

[identity profile] haikujaguar.livejournal.com 2007-11-02 11:31 am (UTC)(link)
Everything is better with bacon. -_-

[identity profile] poliphilo.livejournal.com 2007-11-02 12:18 pm (UTC)(link)
It most certainly is.

When I was a vegetarian the only pretend meat product I ate was pretend bacon. It wasn't really the same but even a poor imitation was better than no bacon at all.

[identity profile] craftyailz.livejournal.com 2007-11-02 12:08 pm (UTC)(link)
The difference was that this time I took charge. The first time we cooked steak and kidney in the slow cooker 'we' put cold water in it and it took about 12 hours to come to the boil, so the next time, the slow cooker was blamed and it had to be done in the oven. Now I get my own way, again, and it gets cooked in the slow cooker.

[identity profile] poliphilo.livejournal.com 2007-11-02 12:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Ok, Ok.....

Smartarse!

[identity profile] sassy-red-head.livejournal.com 2007-11-02 01:01 pm (UTC)(link)
What is pork crackling?

[identity profile] fickleasever.livejournal.com 2007-11-02 01:33 pm (UTC)(link)
It's the skin and fat cooked so that it gets crunchy.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pork_scratchings#United_Kingdom

[identity profile] sassy-red-head.livejournal.com 2007-11-02 01:40 pm (UTC)(link)
bleh!

[identity profile] poliphilo.livejournal.com 2007-11-02 01:35 pm (UTC)(link)
It's the pork rind. You rub in plently of salt and it goes all crackly in the oven.

[identity profile] sculptruth.livejournal.com 2007-11-02 05:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Pork cracklin' is love. Pure love.


MMMmmmmmmmmm. Great on top of salads.

[identity profile] fickleasever.livejournal.com 2007-11-02 01:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I've not had a steak and kidney pie for years. I used to love them and, like you, the emphasis was on the kidney.

I was veggie for about a year and what finally broke through my resolve was passing a caff near where I used to live, and I just had to have a full English Breakfast... Yep, bacon. It's always bacon.

I don't eat bacon anymore because I'm allergic to the Nitrates they put in it.
:(

[identity profile] poliphilo.livejournal.com 2007-11-02 01:38 pm (UTC)(link)
That's a terrible shame.

Daily bacon?

[identity profile] zoe-1418.livejournal.com 2007-11-02 02:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Watch your arteries, my friend! ;-)

Re: Daily bacon?

[identity profile] poliphilo.livejournal.com 2007-11-02 03:54 pm (UTC)(link)
There was a report yesterday (which I largely disregarded) about bacon causing cancer.

Ah well, "we owe God a death".

"we owe God a death"

[identity profile] zoe-1418.livejournal.com 2007-11-02 03:58 pm (UTC)(link)
What's that quotation from?

Enjoy the bacon. ;-)

Re: "we owe God a death"

[identity profile] poliphilo.livejournal.com 2007-11-02 04:15 pm (UTC)(link)
I had to look it up to be sure. It's Shakespeare, from Henry IV part 1

Re: Daily bacon?

[identity profile] methodius.livejournal.com 2007-11-02 04:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, you're going to die.

You're going to die anyway but bacon will get you in the end.

I have to say, though, that I agree with you. Everyone goes on about Easter eggs, but to me Easter bacon is much more interesting.

Re: Daily bacon?

[identity profile] poliphilo.livejournal.com 2007-11-02 04:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I detest Easter eggs- that sweet, milky chocolate- horrid!

Re: Daily bacon?

[identity profile] le-oef.livejournal.com 2007-11-02 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
i heard all you gotta do is drink orange juice after you eat bacon and it neutralizes that carcinogen or something like that. that was long time ago. who knows.

funny to quote Shakespeare (aka Francis Bacon) when talking about bacon.

here's something absurd and really short if you care to read it.
Shakespeare-Bacon Controversy Solved (http://www.ellisparkerbutler.info/epb/biblio.asp?id=2358)

Re: Daily bacon?

[identity profile] poliphilo.livejournal.com 2007-11-02 06:20 pm (UTC)(link)
I drink orange juice first thing every morning. Does that count?

Thanks for the link. That's comical.

[identity profile] veronica-milvus.livejournal.com 2007-11-02 02:38 pm (UTC)(link)
According to yesterday's "USA today" newspaper, processed meat products such as bacon and sausage, are carcinogenic, and there is "no safe level" to eat. In fact if it was a drug, the FDA would probably withdraw it from sale.

It is a wonder any of us live beyond our teens.

V

[identity profile] poliphilo.livejournal.com 2007-11-02 04:16 pm (UTC)(link)
I refuse to be intimidated.

[identity profile] humblenarrator.livejournal.com 2007-11-02 05:22 pm (UTC)(link)
We made spaghetti alla carbonara a few days ago. Bacon, its grease, olive oil, eggs, cheese... Delicious. Probably not something to eat too often, though.

I love bacon.

[identity profile] poliphilo.livejournal.com 2007-11-02 06:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I must try that recipe sometime.

[identity profile] humblenarrator.livejournal.com 2007-11-02 06:27 pm (UTC)(link)
The recipe I used is very fast and easy; I'm sure there's variations out there, some more traditional, but:

[Add regular table salt to the pasta cooking water, but use sea salt flakes, if you can find them, to season the dish. We like the full flavor they bring to the carbonara. Note that while either table salt or sea salt can be used when seasoning in step 3, they are not used in equal amounts.]

Serves 4 to 6
1/4 cup extra-virgin olive oil
1/2 pound bacon (6 to 8 slices), slices halved length-wise, then cut crosswise into 1/4-inch pieces
1/2 cup dry white wine
3 large eggs
2 ounces Parmesan cheese , finely grated (3/4 cup)
3/4 ounces Pecorino Romano cheese , finely grated (about 1/4 cup)
3 small cloves garlic , pressed through garlic press or minced to paste
1 pound spaghetti
Table salt and ground black pepper (see note)

1. Adjust oven rack to lower-middle position, set large heatproof serving bowl on rack, and heat oven to 200 degrees. Bring 4 quarts water to rolling boil in large Dutch oven or stockpot.

2. While water is heating, heat oil in large skillet over medium heat until shimmering, but not smoking. Add bacon and cook, stirring occasionally, until lightly browned and crisp, about 8 minutes. Add wine and simmer until alcohol aroma has cooked off and wine is slightly reduced, 6 to 8 minutes. Remove from heat and cover to keep warm. Beat eggs, cheeses, and garlic together with fork in small bowl; set aside.

3. When water comes to boil, add pasta and 1 tablespoon table salt; stir to separate pasta. Cook until al dente; reserve 1/3 cup pasta cooking water and drain pasta for about 5 seconds, leaving pasta slightly wet. Transfer drained pasta to warm serving bowl; if pasta is dry, add some reserved cooking water (see below) and toss to moisten. Immediately pour egg mixture over hot pasta, sprinkle with 1 teaspoon sea salt flakes or 3/4 teaspoon table salt; toss well to combine. Pour bacon mixture over pasta, season generously with black pepper, and toss well to combine. Serve immediately.

[identity profile] poliphilo.livejournal.com 2007-11-02 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks. That does sound really good.

I'll give it a go.

[personal profile] oakmouse 2007-11-02 05:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Mmmm, English bacon... *thinks longingly of package in the freezer* So much better than the stuff we serve this side of the pond!

As far as owing God a death, I decided long ago that I'd rather be happy than spend all my time worrying about the health or health risks of everything I eat, do, wear, etc. Instead I listen to my body, which tells me very clearly what it wants and when and how much --- food, sleep, exercise, etc. I'm not perfect at it, sometimes I don't listen when I should, but my stress is way down and my health is greatly improved.

So if you want your bacon, eat your bacon!

[identity profile] poliphilo.livejournal.com 2007-11-02 06:26 pm (UTC)(link)
My philosophy too.

Is our bacon really better than yours? You surprise me. Is the curing process different?

[personal profile] oakmouse 2007-11-02 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Your bacon is quite different. Apparently British bacon is made using a different cut of meat. It's similar to what Americans call Canadian bacon and Canadians call back bacon. American bacon has loads more fat, and also tastes much saltier. I think the curing processes are similar, though.

Go here to see a picture of (raw) American bacon:

http://iheartbacon.com/images/599.jpg

and here to see what it looks like cooked:

http://www.slashfood.com/media/2006/1/bacon5.jpg

[identity profile] poliphilo.livejournal.com 2007-11-02 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
That looks like what I'd call "streaky bacon",
which is what I use with pasta. The less fatty cut is what i'd use with a plate of eggs- and, yes, we call that "back bacon" too.

[personal profile] oakmouse 2007-11-04 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
I've heard of streaky bacon, but when I was in England the only bacon we were ever served was back bacon. I loved it!

[identity profile] poliphilo.livejournal.com 2007-11-04 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Streaky is the cheapest cut. I like it because it crisps up so well.

[identity profile] suemars.livejournal.com 2007-11-02 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
another yum bacon recipe. fry bacon till crisp, add chopped cabbage. cook till cabbage is soft. pour over cooked linguine. its really good.

[identity profile] poliphilo.livejournal.com 2007-11-02 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, that sounds really nice.

Memo to self: must buy cabbage.

[identity profile] red-girl-42.livejournal.com 2007-11-03 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
I have never eaten kidney before. What does it taste like? What's the texture?

[identity profile] poliphilo.livejournal.com 2007-11-03 09:43 am (UTC)(link)
The texture is sort of smooth and chunky- if that makes sense. And it tastes- there's no way of finessing this- of urine.

[identity profile] goddlefrood.livejournal.com 2007-11-03 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
It's also something I learned to make because Fiji didn't have it. The pie I can now produce is superb, with plenty of kidney, the best offal there is, or so I say.

Doesn't it take several days to cook in an oven with the power of only a lightbulb, though? Put it in on Monday for Sunday lunch, that kind of thing.

[identity profile] poliphilo.livejournal.com 2007-11-04 10:01 am (UTC)(link)
It depends whether you start with cold water or boiling water. If you start with boiling water- as we did- you can put the dish on to cook in the morning and it'll be ready to eat by evening.