Life Imitates Art (In This Case A Latter Day Steve Martin Movie)

[poliphilo]

I took the electric hedge-cutter out of storage and charged it up, but instead of going grrrrrrrrr, it went tick....tick....tick, with the blades moving at the roaring speed of an 18th century pendulum clock. No bloody use whatsoever! So I would up cutting the hedge with a clapped out pair of shears.

We had two sets of viewers yesterday. The second set had three very small children in tow. We invited them in to meet the bunnies and small grey bun decided that this would be a really good time for him and big brown bun to enjoy a shag....

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[poliphilo.livejournal.com]

That's if they're not clapped out.

Mine make a noise that's more like "klumpf-klumpf"