poliphilo

I dreamed I was playing tig with a tubby little boy on the promenade. I didn't like him very much- and at one point caught him and pushed his face down onto the hard concrete. I think this was the result of falling asleep while thinking about Boris Johnson.

Apparently if Mr Johnson hangs on until the end of the week he will avoid being remembered as the PM who spent least time in office, overtaking Neville Chamberlain at the bottom of the leader board.

The cafe in the park serves vegan "fish and chips" and i've been meaning to try it for weeks now- if only so I can tick it off the list of mildly outre things I'd like to do before I die. The main ingredients are tofu and nori- and the result is perfectly palatable if not particularly fishy. What I'd forgotten to factor in is my body's intolerance of deep fried food of any kind- so I don't suppose there'll be a next time...