Mary Not Anne

 I'm recovering from a cold and my dreams last night were golden and rejoicing. In one of them Henry VIII, in costume as Hercules, was making love to Mary Boleyn in a net hung from the ceiling in one of the state rooms of Hampton Court Palace. 

Mary (you note) not Anne- the older sister who got to shag the king when he was still shaggable and- so far as I'm aware- managed to get herself out of his way without suffering death or disgrace.....