The Effects Of Ageing

 I envy the cat his ability to go to sleep any place any time. 

The older us humans get the more sleep eludes us- or so it seems.

Talking about about the effects of ageing, I seem to have lost my hips. My body now stretches, straight as a die from torso to thigh, with the consequence that my belt no longer serves to hold my trousers up. 

So I'm going to be trying braces......