Weirder Than Fiction

When they make a movie about the end of the Trump era- as they're bound to because it's been so phantasmagoric (I bet Oliver Stone is already making a pitch to the studio chiefs)- people are going to watch the scene where Rudy Giuliani holds his press conference outside Four Seasons Total Landscaping- a featureless concrete box that's located nowhere in particular- with an "adult" bookstore to one side and some sort of cremation facility over the way- and go "No, that's just too rich. The symbolism is way too neat. It can't really have happened like that."

Only it did, it did...