Just Take The Cheese And Be Grateful

I was handing out cheese to anyone who might want it because we don't eat it anymore and...

"You're not going to be one of those militant vegans, are you?" said Simon

"Too old for that." I said

"So, you're not going to come round to our homes and blow up our freezers,"

"I might if I were eighteen..."

This is a thing I've found. You let people know you've become vegan and they think you're just spoiling for an argument.

And I'm not, really I'm not...