Moving In High Circles

 I dreamed that Donald Trump was visiting a school in the UK and the Queen had asked me to draw his portrait for her. The problem was I only had silly little scraps of paper. "if you want me to do this," I said, "You'll have to get me a sketchpad" So off she went to the shop- and came back with one that had already been used- and had artwork on every sheet. It was really rather frustrating. 

I'm glad to be able to report that the Queen and Trump are perfectly delightful people. He's much better looking than the media would have you believe. He has a Roman nose and his hair is red and wiry.