Cold War Mark II

We used to hate the Russians because they were godless commies. The Soviet Union collapsed and the country is now a kleptocracy- which is about as far from communism as you can get- and we still hate the Russians. Hard to please, ain't we!

I reckon we hate them out of habit.

Skilled

I disconnected a dishwasher yesterday- a job that involved the use of a spanner.

Can I please have my plumbing certificate now?