Moral Relativity

The Daily Mail saved me the trouble of reading the new biography of David Bowie by getting an office junior to read it for me and sieve out all the mucky bits.  Apparently Bowie's pansexualism extended to raping girls as young as twelve. Oddly enough no-one is calling for the digging up of his grave and the banning of his music.

Pakistani taxi drivers: Lock 'em up and throw away the key! 

Jimmy Savile: Wipe all the tapes!

David Bowie: Yes, but he was so cool...