66, But Still Handy With A Screwdriver

Bloody toilet seat in bloody bathroom finally came unscrewed. It's been threatening to do this for days. Good news is I still have whatever it takes to get down on the floor, figure out where all the silly little washers go and screw it back on again.

Take Your Pick

A British jihadi who was locked up in Gitmo for a couple of years blows himself up in Iraq and...

Depending on what media site you feel comfortable with....

Either the Americans were right to lock him up and if they'd been thinking straight they'd have thrown away the key.

or

a monstrous miscarrage of justice took place and it's no wonder the man became radicalised.

or

The security services let us all down and what we need is more surveillance....