A Foolish Thing To Be Doing

I dreamed I was a reporter and I was going round a Middle Eastern city with a rifle in my hand asking people, "If you were buying a gun is this the sort of gun you would buy?"

This charming man took the gun off me and explained that he would indeed buy that sort of gun only he'd want to personalise the stock. And then he somehow spirited the gun away and I became a little anxious...