Sir Anthony Browne

Anthony Browne was a big mate of Henry VIII's. As Master of the Horse (no comment) he was despatched to check out Anne of Cleves before her first meeting with the King. His tomb in St Mary the Virgin's, Battle is a transitional work- medieval effigies on top of a Renaissance catafalque.

Car Keys

Kirstie lost her car keys. We looked all over the house and eventually found them- in my pocket. I must have scooped them up off the kitchen table thinking they were mine.

This is the sort of thing that gets me a reputation for absentmindedness.