Feverish Dreams

I dreamed I was selling off the house in Oldham. It was in a ramshackle state, with a portion of the staircase missing. Before it went I needed to salvage some of the contents.

The things I salvaged went into a suitcase which Poirot took on holiday and the airline lost. 

Housewifery

I was going to sew the button on myself. I know how. I had the needle and thread ready but Ailz took them off me. I didn't put up a fight. She had it done in two minutes and I'd have taken twenty.