Winterval?
Dec. 24th, 2005 03:29 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
First you set up a straw man, then you kick the stuffing out of it, all the while emitting shrill cries of outrage.
I thought this "War of Christmas" silliness was an American phenomenon, but here's the Bishop of Salford- a fat-faced, middle-aged chap called Terence Brain- shouting from the front of the Manchester Evening News that we need to rally to SAVE OUR CHRISTMAS.
Apparently there's a plan afoot to rename it "Winterval".
Really? First I'd heard of it.
Winterval- that's really snappy. That's really going to catch on.
Come off it, Brain, get real. If Christmas is endangered then Pandas are as plentiful as pigeons.
I thought this "War of Christmas" silliness was an American phenomenon, but here's the Bishop of Salford- a fat-faced, middle-aged chap called Terence Brain- shouting from the front of the Manchester Evening News that we need to rally to SAVE OUR CHRISTMAS.
Apparently there's a plan afoot to rename it "Winterval".
Really? First I'd heard of it.
Winterval- that's really snappy. That's really going to catch on.
Come off it, Brain, get real. If Christmas is endangered then Pandas are as plentiful as pigeons.
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Date: 2005-12-24 10:00 am (UTC)As for Terence Brain -- I wonder if he's any relation to the late Dennis Brain, celebrated French horn player, who wrapped his sports car around a tree near St. Albans many years ago, cutting short a promising career, not to mention his life.
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Date: 2005-12-24 12:39 pm (UTC)Ah yes, Dennis Brain. I have his recording of the Mozart horn concerto. I've done a little googling and I find that Dennis was born in London in 1921 and Terence was born in Coventry in 1938. On the face of it I think it's unlikely they're related.
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Date: 2005-12-24 02:14 pm (UTC)I can still see that yellow album cover.