Pauline's Problem

[poliphilo]

Meet Pauline Bonaparte

Pauline has an embarrassing personal problem.

Do you want to share it with us Pauline?

 Someone has been eating your toes?

 Oh no,!

Who on earth would do such a thing?

 

Comments

[airstrip.livejournal.com]

LOL

[halfmoon-mollie.livejournal.com]

oh dear, poor Pauline.

I didn't know bunnies were carnivorous....

[poliphilo.livejournal.com]

Bunnies eat anything. You should see the carpet- and the wallpaper- and the coffee table.

[cosmolinguist]

A friend of mine who used to have a bunny also used to have a special playing-with-bunny sweatshirt. The bunny nibbled lots of little holes and snags in it one day when my friend was holding it, so after that she just used the mutilated sweatshirt when she was holding the bunny, rather than destroying all of her shirts.

[poliphilo.livejournal.com]

Ours more or less leaves fabrics alone. He'll nibble at hems and then decide they're not for him.

He loves magazines though....

[jackiejj.livejournal.com]

King Kong and the tiny maiden

[poliphilo.livejournal.com]

Attack of the 50ft rabbit!

[halfmoon-mollie.livejournal.com]

Night of the Lepus

[mummm.livejournal.com]

Pauline must retreat to higher ground! *RUN PAULINE*, if you still are able...

What an adorable bunny!!!

[poliphilo.livejournal.com]

I think Pauline has had it- and is destined to a future as bunny chow. A closer inspection has revealed that she is also slightly deficient in the nasal department.

[mummm.livejournal.com]

Oh dear... poor Pauline... but lucky bunny!

[jenny_evergreen]

At least she has a comfy chair...

[poliphilo.livejournal.com]

Or couch. After this nothing less than The full Freudian "talking cure" could possibly sort her out.

[zoe-1418.livejournal.com]

The bunny is adorable, if diabolical...

[poliphilo.livejournal.com]

I can forgive him anything. Even the large hole in the carpet where he tried to construct a burrow.....

[poliphilo.livejournal.com]

Excellent! :)

[sina-says.livejournal.com]

how much i needed the smile you just provided me with. thank you!

[poliphilo.livejournal.com]

My pleasure....:)

[seaslug-of-doom.livejournal.com]

Better get out the rasp and start filing those choppers. Are you sure that's a wabbit?

[poliphilo.livejournal.com]

I know that's what you're supposed to do, but somehow I don't fancy trying to hold him still- those little claws are damn sharp.

No, I'll let him carry on chewing Pauline- she's a goner anyway...

[kaysho.livejournal.com]

Excellent demonstration of the picture-is-worth-a-thousand-words theory of storytelling. :)