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Meet Pauline Bonaparte

Pauline has an embarrassing personal problem.

Do you want to share it with us Pauline?

 Someone has been eating your toes?

 Oh no,!

Who on earth would do such a thing?

 

Date: 2005-12-22 05:06 am (UTC)

Date: 2005-12-22 05:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] halfmoon-mollie.livejournal.com
oh dear, poor Pauline.

I didn't know bunnies were carnivorous....

Date: 2005-12-22 05:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] poliphilo.livejournal.com
Bunnies eat anything. You should see the carpet- and the wallpaper- and the coffee table.

Date: 2005-12-22 06:02 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] cosmolinguist
A friend of mine who used to have a bunny also used to have a special playing-with-bunny sweatshirt. The bunny nibbled lots of little holes and snags in it one day when my friend was holding it, so after that she just used the mutilated sweatshirt when she was holding the bunny, rather than destroying all of her shirts.

Date: 2005-12-22 06:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] poliphilo.livejournal.com
Ours more or less leaves fabrics alone. He'll nibble at hems and then decide they're not for him.

He loves magazines though....

Date: 2005-12-22 06:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jackiejj.livejournal.com
King Kong and the tiny maiden

Date: 2005-12-22 06:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] poliphilo.livejournal.com
Attack of the 50ft rabbit!

Date: 2005-12-22 07:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] halfmoon-mollie.livejournal.com
Night of the Lepus

Date: 2005-12-22 07:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mummm.livejournal.com
Pauline must retreat to higher ground! *RUN PAULINE*, if you still are able...

What an adorable bunny!!!

Date: 2005-12-23 01:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] poliphilo.livejournal.com
I think Pauline has had it- and is destined to a future as bunny chow. A closer inspection has revealed that she is also slightly deficient in the nasal department.

Date: 2005-12-23 10:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mummm.livejournal.com
Oh dear... poor Pauline... but lucky bunny!

Date: 2005-12-22 08:35 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] jenny_evergreen
At least she has a comfy chair...

Date: 2005-12-23 02:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] poliphilo.livejournal.com
Or couch. After this nothing less than The full Freudian "talking cure" could possibly sort her out.

Date: 2005-12-22 09:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zoe-1418.livejournal.com
The bunny is adorable, if diabolical...

Date: 2005-12-23 02:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] poliphilo.livejournal.com
I can forgive him anything. Even the large hole in the carpet where he tried to construct a burrow.....
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Date: 2005-12-23 02:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] poliphilo.livejournal.com
Excellent! :)

Date: 2005-12-22 10:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sina-says.livejournal.com
how much i needed the smile you just provided me with. thank you!

Date: 2005-12-23 02:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] poliphilo.livejournal.com
My pleasure....:)

Date: 2005-12-22 06:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seaslug-of-doom.livejournal.com
Better get out the rasp and start filing those choppers. Are you sure that's a wabbit?

Date: 2005-12-23 02:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] poliphilo.livejournal.com
I know that's what you're supposed to do, but somehow I don't fancy trying to hold him still- those little claws are damn sharp.

No, I'll let him carry on chewing Pauline- she's a goner anyway...

Date: 2006-01-04 10:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kaysho.livejournal.com
Excellent demonstration of the picture-is-worth-a-thousand-words theory of storytelling. :)

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