The de luxe service must be frightfully expensive, and I would much prefer the daisy meadow, please.
This is reminding me of a very American story, from just outside our village:
Soon after the interstate highway was put in close to town, an abandoned cinderlock building near Exit 122 was painted white and given a sign, "Phil's Trucks," and--oddly--a disco ball was hung over the door.
Phil's Trucks didn't have any windows, and seemed to have irregular hours. Because it was sort of isolated, people pretty much ignored the place.
Turned out to be a house of prositution, and truckers (hence the name, "Phil's Trucks") were being given business cards and being told about Phil's great service all up and down Interstate 75--Michigan to Florida.
The little old ladies of Norris were appalled. Right under their noses! Two miles outside town!
Reminds me of a local establishment called "Tacoma Screw Products." A bit more obvious what their actual business is, but still enough to raise eyebrows.
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Really.
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Vivaldi, Brahms, Arvo Part,
Led Zeppelin,
Brittney Spears, the Spice Girls...
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I suppose each room has various fun backgrounds, too...A mural of a field of daisies? A backseat of a Chevy?
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A regency salon....
The Oval office....
See our brochure for prices.....
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You're crazy!
Hahaha. The Oval Office...
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Because I honestly haven't a clue.
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Cowboy hats.
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And time consuming.
Cam I interest you in our de luxe service- with the option of home visits?
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The de luxe service must be frightfully expensive, and I would much prefer the daisy meadow, please.
This is reminding me of a very American story, from just outside our village:
Soon after the interstate highway was put in close to town, an abandoned cinderlock building near Exit 122 was painted white and given a sign, "Phil's Trucks," and--oddly--a disco ball was hung over the door.
Phil's Trucks didn't have any windows, and seemed to have irregular hours. Because it was sort of isolated, people pretty much ignored the place.
Turned out to be a house of prositution, and truckers (hence the name, "Phil's Trucks") were being given business cards and being told about Phil's great service all up and down Interstate 75--Michigan to Florida.
The little old ladies of Norris were appalled. Right under their noses! Two miles outside town!
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The disco ball is a sweet and lovely touch.
I can see them making a movie about it- with a role for Burt Reynolds.
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It's not that I fancy her- I just think she's trashy enough.
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Would you like fries with that?
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Have a nice day.
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Grin . . .
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hahahahahaha
LTD? What's with that?
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But we're a well established family firm.....
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much more boring...
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