Internal Dialogue With Interruption
Nov. 27th, 2013 09:59 amShall I write about the kitchen chairs?
Come off it.
My mother did fall out of one while we were away.
Boring!
How about my mother's missing hearing aid?
She loses them all the time.
Yes, but this time it disappeared somewhere between the downstairs toilet and the telephone- a distance of about three yards- and we're still looking for it over 12 hours later.
If you can turn that into something entertaining good luck to you.
P.G. Woodhouse could have done it.
You don't like Woodhouse.
True.
How about something fiery? Come on, what are you angry about?
Erm. Charles Saatchi.
Charles Saatchi!!!
Well you know he's this big Tory and he's something to do with Andrew Lloyd Webber. And now he's trashing his wife in public. It's awful
*Sigh* . You'll have to do better than that.
I know.
Ailz (interrupting): Searching for inspiration?
There is thinking going on.
Ailz: But the wheels are turning slow.
The hamster has arthritis...
Come off it.
My mother did fall out of one while we were away.
Boring!
How about my mother's missing hearing aid?
She loses them all the time.
Yes, but this time it disappeared somewhere between the downstairs toilet and the telephone- a distance of about three yards- and we're still looking for it over 12 hours later.
If you can turn that into something entertaining good luck to you.
P.G. Woodhouse could have done it.
You don't like Woodhouse.
True.
How about something fiery? Come on, what are you angry about?
Erm. Charles Saatchi.
Charles Saatchi!!!
Well you know he's this big Tory and he's something to do with Andrew Lloyd Webber. And now he's trashing his wife in public. It's awful
*Sigh* . You'll have to do better than that.
I know.
Ailz (interrupting): Searching for inspiration?
There is thinking going on.
Ailz: But the wheels are turning slow.
The hamster has arthritis...
Re: Happy Thanks giving to you
Date: 2013-11-29 07:42 pm (UTC)they didn't think it important when
we scoured the room
but in the end they did find it
probably got washed
stupid thing neither the hospital or rehab home
had a clue on how to clean the dang things
glad AilZ found it. sigh of relief.