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Do I want to see a film about Alexander the Great?

Not really.

I had the same problem with Troy. Man-killing Achilles, even when airbrushed to suit Brad Pitt's image and sensibilities, is not someone I want to spend much time with.

The 20th century's experience of war and empire has revolutionized our taste in heroes. We no longer favour aggressors like Alexander. We identify instead with the resistance. We want to see Russell Crowe take on the Roman Empire or Viggo Mortensen fight his way to a crown that is justly his.

Being asked to cheer for Alexander is a bit like being asked to cheer for Mordor.

Date: 2005-01-11 12:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] halfmoon-mollie.livejournal.com
One critic said that you could chop up the movie into five segments and splice them back together at random and still have the same movie.


Coming soon: the Crusades, starring Orlando Bloom!


I wish I'd said the first. It's a great quote, and from the people I know who saw the movie, it's very true.

As for Mr. Orlando Bloom - he's too skinny to go off to the Crusades.

Date: 2005-01-11 03:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jackiejj.livejournal.com
As for Mr. Orlando Bloom - he's too skinny to go off to the Crusades.

He is so delightful to watch, but he does look best like an elf...




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