One critic said that you could chop up the movie into five segments and splice them back together at random and still have the same movie.Coming soon: the Crusades, starring Orlando Bloom!
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Date: 2005-01-11 12:24 pm (UTC)I wish I'd said the first. It's a great quote, and from the people I know who saw the movie, it's very true.
As for Mr. Orlando Bloom - he's too skinny to go off to the Crusades.