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poliphilo ([personal profile] poliphilo) wrote2010-04-03 10:26 am

Just Some Drunk

Two loud, rattling bangs. It was about ten o'clock. After dark, anyway. My first thought was someone was breaking in next door. I hurried into the yard and looked over the wall. No-one there. More banging- but at a distance now. I went to our gate, which was hanging open- and could just make out a figure, weaving down the pathway at the back of the houses, booting gates as he went. I stared balefully- and I wasn't the only one because a worried voice, in a broad local accent, said, "Come on, Ashley, there's some woman at a window looking at us."- and the menace drained away. 

"Mommy! Daddy! HE'S REAL!..."

[identity profile] jorrocks-j.livejournal.com 2010-04-03 01:16 pm (UTC)(link)
"...Andy Capp came! Andy Capp really came!..."

Re: "Mommy! Daddy! HE'S REAL!..."

[identity profile] poliphilo.livejournal.com 2010-04-03 01:48 pm (UTC)(link)
He's alive and well and living in Oldham...