Bird News

[poliphilo]

Local: We've taken to throwing stale bread on the roof of the shed under the window where I have my computer. It's good to have the birds swooping and squawking. In the old days when we had cats the birds kept away. Heresy, I know, but I like things better this way. I like birds better than cats.

There's a principle here. I like beasts better when I don't own them.

Mainly we get sparrows. But I'm sure I glimpsed a long-tailed tit a few days back.

National: Some chap has reintroduced the Great Bustard to Salisbury Plain. He's brought in chicks from Siberia. The Great Bustard is the largest bird that can fly. They used to be British natives but the Victorians had a mania for putting them in pies and museums and so wiped them out.

The chicks are being trained to avoid local predators this way: a tame fox is walked among them on a lead and if they don't hasten to get out of its way they get squirted with a water pistol.

World-historical: Scientists have finally settled the question as to whether Archaeopterix- the ur-bird- used its feathers to fly. Answer: Yes, it did. It's all down to the amount of brain space that was given over to functions like sight and balance. They did a scan on an archaeopterix  skull and found the brain was just like a modern bird's. This makes me happy. I like to think of those funny, little, scaly, toothy things actually  flitting about.

Comments

[kaysho.livejournal.com]

>>I like to think of those funny, little, scaly, toothy things actually flitting about.

I'm starting to suspect that you really don't like cats. :)

[poliphilo.livejournal.com]

I'm trying to tread carefully. There are a lot of cat-lovers about, y'know (glances nervously over his shoulder.) But we kept cats for about ten years, and by the end I was bored with them. They don't have a very extensive repertoire. They whinge, they crap, they eat, they leave hair all over the place and they destoy things with their claws. And they kill birds. So, yeah, I don't like cats very much.

[besideserato.livejournal.com]

You are such a wonderful, wonderful genius! I simply love the way you write. It's so alive. I am a cat enthusiast, personally, as I have already shared, I think, but that doesn't keep me from sheer amusement at your entry.

It must be said that of the beasts one keeps, cats are the easiest, though. I kill everything from birds to cacti. I am just a bad support system. But cats can handle me, which gives me hope. Plus Mussolini serves an important function: he walks on my back at bedtime. It's a wonderful massage.

[poliphilo.livejournal.com]

Thank you. Please spread the news of my genius; it has remained a secret for far too long.

I used to be a cat person, before I got bored with it. There are long deceased cats whom I remember fondly.

[besideserato.livejournal.com]

Yes, I think we spoke of this before. I have to admit that I do miss Matthew's dog quite a bit and that he grew on me more than I imagined an animal could. There is a tenderness there, dogs are not afraid to show they need you.

I liked that, too.