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poliphilo ([personal profile] poliphilo) wrote2007-07-27 10:16 am

Penny In The Slot

When I was a kid they had these wonderful automata in the seaside amusement arcades.   They were big, glass-fronted boxes with miniature tableaux inside- representing  churchyards, haunted houses, Fotheringay castle or whatever- and you'd put your penny in the slot (an old penny about the size of a cartwheel) and the thing would spring to life- sheeted ghosts would emerge from graves, doors would fly open to reveal hideous apparitions, or the executioner's blade would fall and Mary Queen of Scots' head would flip off- on a curved steel rod painted red to represent the spurting blood.  Oh,  they were wonderful!

I had to screw up my courage to view them. Ghosts, skeletons, executions- this was seriously scary stuff.

I guess they dated from around the beginning of the last century- maybe they were even older. Come to think of it, they were almost certainly older than the peepshows (representing the next stage in technology) with their 20 seconds of Chaplin offcuts or their parade (now that was a formative experience) of Edwardian ladies with their tops off.  All of them could have done with a lick of paint, but the drabness, the dustiness, the creakiness was part of the experience.   Not only were they scary, they were venerably scary- like a story by Sheridan Le Fanu or M.R. James. And then they all disappeared- in a single season- to be replaced by those horrible, glitzy, greedy  fruit machines. I missed them- and still miss them- terribly. 

I expect most of them got trashed. Gambling machines turn up in auctions, but the penny-in-a slot automata almost never. It's as if they'd been wiped from the record.

[identity profile] karenkay.livejournal.com 2007-07-27 11:43 am (UTC)(link)
The Musee Mecanique (http://www.museemechanique.org/) at Cliff House in San Francisco has a number of those sorts of machines. They really are quite elaborate. I don't remember them being so sexy and horrific as you describe, but the last time I was there was nearly a decade ago. However, it remains on my top ten places favorite places I've visited, up there with Mt. Fuji.

[identity profile] poliphilo.livejournal.com 2007-07-27 12:57 pm (UTC)(link)
These machines are great- but none of them is quite the sort of thing I'm celebrating.

Mind you I do remember those fortune telling machines. One of them issued me with a portrait of my future wife and, guess what, she looked just like Marilyn Monroe.

[identity profile] athenais.livejournal.com 2007-07-27 04:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Also, the Musee Mechanique is no longer at the Cliff House. It's now at the more modern tourist attraction of Fisherman's Wharf, and no longer has the odd, musty, dark housing that made it like a walk through an older time.

It never had any of the features you're talking about for automata. Maybe the fortune telling machines, but most of it was benign and curious instead of scary.

[identity profile] poliphilo.livejournal.com 2007-07-27 05:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I remember a fortune telling machine that ran nubbly little spikes over your palm before pronouncing on your future. I used to believe them, you know.

[identity profile] halfmoon-mollie.livejournal.com 2007-07-27 12:30 pm (UTC)(link)
oh, many of them turn up in short stories!

[identity profile] poliphilo.livejournal.com 2007-07-27 12:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Do they, indeed?

Creepy short stories I should hope.

[identity profile] halfmoon-mollie.livejournal.com 2007-07-27 01:14 pm (UTC)(link)
oh, yes. Very creepy.

You know what toy always gave me the creeps? That damned monkey that you wind up and it 'plays' cymbals. I HATE that thing. And someone - Steven King, maybe?- wrote a story about one of those.

[identity profile] poliphilo.livejournal.com 2007-07-27 02:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I just find those things annoying.

Dolls can be creepy- and, of course, ventriloquist's dummies most of all.

[identity profile] halfmoon-mollie.livejournal.com 2007-07-27 03:03 pm (UTC)(link)
and clowns.

I didn't know there was a 'clown' phobia - I don't like clowns, even little clown 'statues'. They creep me right out.

[identity profile] poliphilo.livejournal.com 2007-07-27 03:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Clown make-up is a disguise. You've got this exaggerated mask and the face behind it could be doing anything. That's what I find disturbing.

[identity profile] pondhopper.livejournal.com 2007-07-27 03:06 pm (UTC)(link)
The photographs aren´t too good or detailed but look at this site. I think there maybe a machine or two that resemble what you describe.

http://www.museumofamusements.co.uk/

[identity profile] poliphilo.livejournal.com 2007-07-27 03:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes! They've got several of the kind I'm talking about. And they're only just down the road from here. I've going to have to go. Thanks!

[identity profile] pondhopper.livejournal.com 2007-07-27 03:50 pm (UTC)(link)
You´re welcome. If you do go there I´d love to hear about it. I have a fondness for old arcade machines myself.

[identity profile] poliphilo.livejournal.com 2007-07-27 05:49 pm (UTC)(link)
If I go I'm sure there'll be a post in it.
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[personal profile] sovay 2007-07-27 04:19 pm (UTC)(link)
sheeted ghosts would emerge from graves, doors would fly open to reveal hideous apparitions, or the executioner's blade would fall and Mary Queen of Scots' head would flip off- on a curved steel rod painted red to represent the spurting blood. Oh, they were wonderful!

They sound like something out of Angela Carter. I hope they still exist somewhere.

[identity profile] poliphilo.livejournal.com 2007-07-27 05:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Carter probably played with them when she as a kid.

It seems there are still a few in museums- and one of the museums (pointed put to me by pondhopper) is just done the road from here. Yes!